Might as well finish what we started! This is the epic story of the away trip to Barrow, an astonishing fifteen-hour marathon in a minibus for the Rooks fans. At least we were being managed by the saintly Ibbo and we could support with pride.
Chris Mason
“BACK IN 1994, I sold a kidney just to ensure the Chairman could put fifty pence in the light meter” says a man with a receding hairline, Levellers t-shirt and standing next to The Chuck Wagon awaiting a portion of chips, practically rocking back and forth with anticipation like a child with ADHD. He says this with pride and stature, swelling his (already enormous) chest and wallowing in self-congratulatory smugness.
“Ah yes, but I went to Barrow” I reply, and instantly win Top Football Lewes FC Trumps, leaving our kidney-lite fan to admit defeat (and keep a watchful eye on his potassium intake).
Because travelling the breadth of Britain to watch a team rooted to the bottom of the Conference, with barely two first-team players fit and available, knowing that even getting a point will rank amongst the larger shocks this side of the electric chair, is to gain a lifelong badge of honour.
Steve Ibbitson had taken over after Kevin Keehan resigned ignominiously a few weeks beforehand after fourteen consecutive defeats. Previously a youth coach with the club, the likeable pint-sized northern hero had reignited the passion that had been missing all season. At last we had someone to get behind.
Minibuses are painful at the best of times. You’re jolted out of your seat so often you leave head-shaped dents on the roof. You daren’t stick your hand down the side of a seat to retrieve a seat belt in case you come across a decades-old boiled sweet or a bullied schoolchild. You can’t even listen to the soothing tones of some snotty punks like Pulled Apart By Horses because of the constant drone of the engine.
To travel on a minibus for seven hours in one go, with only a paltry McDonalds pit stop to relieve one’s sore buttocks (there’s no Sudocrem in a motorway services WHSmith, and I asked!) you genuinely wonder whether the inner sanctum of the Underworld is just a clapped out LDV whizzing around, with Russell Brand’s Ed Milliband interview as the in-transit entertainment. My Helly Welly!
Gareth, bless him, was supposed to come, but he had one too many Kopparberg ciders the night before and with a 6am start from The Dripping Pan, he was never likely to make it. “Get out of bed you useless female reproductive body part” I yelled down the phone to his voicemail but to no avail. We set off with fourteen patrons, Roger, esteemed ex-groundsman, with his hand on the joystick… no, I wasn’t sitting next to him!
Part of the reason I was desperate to visit Barrow was the fans, who were a bonkers bunch. They visited The Pan earlier in the 2008/9 season and were responsible for the first “Keehan Out!” of that miserable campaign. Such was the mutual bonding and good humour of our northern friends, we clapped each other at the end, rather than the shower on the pitch.
I knew a couple of them having gone to watch Barrow play Eastbourne. Young Jon T was supposed to kip round my house before the Boro’ game, allowing a mighty drinking session on the Saturday. Unfortunately he did not get off the last train at the station. It transpired he got smuggled in to a friends’ Travelodge and slept in a cupboard, spilling a can of Guinness down his fleece. Northerners scare me.
We arrived shortly after 1pm at Holker Street and should have spent the first half an hour doing yoga to relieve our stiff joints (steady on, I know the thrum of an engine can get a man going but still…) Instead we piled into the bar and began our own relaxation therapy which involved necking as much weak lager as possible.
Unfortunately, early doors, we were harshly down to ten men and the player sent off was the only experienced player in Steve Ibbitson’s hastily reassembled squad. Did the referee not know we had risked life and limb pelting up the motorway? Luckily, we were only 1-0 down at half time and I halted the drinking, if only to avoid the ignominy of peeing into a Lucozade bottle in the back seat every five minutes on the journey home.
Jon T took a break from leading the Bluebirds’ choir to join us for a chat in the comfy bar about life in Barrow, which seemed to comprise painful shifts in Morrison’s, two festivals in the summer to relieve the misery and rain. Lots and lots of rain. As he said this, the patchy spitting had turned into a downpour and he let out a sigh as he looked out of the window and said “Well at least we got a few hours of sun last Thursday”.
By some miracle, Lewes only conceded one more goal. Football’s a strange game – we lose 2-0, barely register a shot on target and yet us Rooks fans were as pleased as punch. Our young team, most of whom were only just out of diapers, acquitted themselves marvellously and the Barrow fans even gave them a standing ovation as they entered the bar for a post-match meal.
Jon T came bounding over and congratulated us. For travelling so far, for supporting the lads, for singing a few songs and for supping their beer. Ibbo graciously offered every travelling fan a pint, the kind of gesture which made him such an icon of our club.
In an interview a few years ago, Ibbo declared the Barrow game as his favourite moment managing the Rooks, citing the dedicated supporters and the extremely gracious Barrow fans as reasons for making the day quite emotional and a perfect picture of what non-league football can mean.
We refused Ibbo’s offer of a drink, citing the seven hour return leg as a reason for hitting the road once more.
KTE Issue 14